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Leberwurst causes addiction

April 25, 2005; Andreas Zahner

Leberwurst

The famous Wurst institute of Steaktown, Germany, published the recent results of Leberwurst causing customer addictions. Dr. Phil Salami states: "Eating only one bread of Leberwurst causes permanent addiction, driving the people to eat at least 2839 grams of Leberwurst each day."

A cure for this new type of addiction has not been discovered yet, so it is recommended to avoid eating Leberwurst at the moment.

 

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